Ordering pills is such a palaver. It seems impossible to get the timing right when all the different pills run out at different times of the month. If you order them a few days early a receptionist tells you that you’re ‘over-using’. ‘Over-using?’ Do they have any idea what it is like trying to juggle a diary that is cluttered with medical appointments like Lorna’s is! If you forget to order the pills on time you are worried sick that the same receptionist will give you a proper telling off for not taking them. Sometimes you can’t win.
Lorna keeps another plastic bag dangling over her wheely zimmer, so that when she pushes it from room to room she can grab her spray and her inhaler if she gets short of breath. Sue, Lorna’s Scrabble-playing friend, has recently had an oxygen tank delivered into her living room and now spends most of her day with plastic tubes up her nose, tethered to a long plastic pipe that follows her around. Lorna thinks this must be horrible and hopes she will never need anything like it. She would get into an awful tangle with her zimmer and would hate the very idea of a gas tank in her house.
Sue and Lorna often chat about their health and their pills. It’s a useful distraction when they are struggling to think of a word to make up with their Scrabble letters. This seems to happen more often these days…
Lorna looked up from the Scrabble board. “All these pills we take, they can’t be good for you, can they?” she asked. “I never managed to get around to asking my old GP about it”. Lorna will miss Dr Duncan, the GP she left behind in her previous surgery. “He was such a nice man, and he was brilliant when Bert was poorly.” But for some reason the long list of pills had always seemed like a particularly thorny issue to raise, as she didn’t want to offend him. After all, he was prescribing all those medicines every month. Lorna felt sure that Dr Duncan must know what he is doing. Still, she couldn’t help thinking that she was on far too many pills – twelve at the last count, lots of different colours and shapes. Sue wasn’t far behind.
“It’s funny you should say that about your pills” Sue replied, as she pulled a newspaper cutting out of her handbag. Sue was a great enthusiast for cutting out stories from the newspaper. She might need oxygen to help her breathe, but her mind was as sharp as a razor and she was always on top of current affairs. “Take a look at this”. She passed the crumpled cutting to Lorna and turned her gaze back to her Scrabble letters.